Another week out of the way and three state elections are behind us, well technically three and half if you count Wyoming. I think we could all agree that this week was a just a normal election week. There was rhetoric and mudslinging, candidates missing the point, and the move to yet another state in the march to the party conventions. To reward all these shenanigans, this week I'm making some of my own nominations for our beloved candidates.
For the left side of the aisleThis week I almost gave Bob Johnson the Bovine Scatology Award for the week with his comments, waffling, and then back peddling. Really, the whole episode between Clinton and Obama has been ridiculous. I’ll agree Clinton could have chosen different words, but she did have a valid point about the value of the political leaders who enacted legislation in the spirit of Dr. King. But the ensuing rhetoric was quite thick. Everyone was so offended and insulted over Clinton’s “disgusting” remarks. What was disgusting was the stench emanating from those around Bob Johnson. When referring to Barack Obama doing something in the neighborhood, Johnson didn’t actually refer to Obama’s drug use but to his being a community organizer. Predictably nobody bought that, not the Obama campaign, not the media, and not a lot of others in the news. After less than a week of hearing about it Johnson apologized, saying it was a poor attempt at being funny. In any case, it wouldn’t be an election without some sort of backstabbing and rhetoric. And what the hell, it keeps the media in business.
CNN report on Johnson's apologyInitial Fox interview of ClintonAnd the award goes to both sides of the aisleFor their hard work I’ll bestow the Bovine Scatology Award to each of the major political parties for their poke in the eye to Michigan. Say what you will about the fight over who gets to be first in the nation to hold a primary or caucus, but both the party leadership and the political leaders of Michigan deserve to be dipped in their award for failing the state’s voters. As it stands, Michigan Democrats will have no spots at the convention, and the Republicans have lost half of their delegates. But let’s take it a step further and toss a little of the stinky goodness to the Democratic candidates for their action. The Democrats are supposed to be the defenders of the workers and labor unions, the unemployed and the impoverished. So what do they do? Pull their names from the ballots and pledge not to campaign in Michigan. So much for Obama and the hope for change. So much for Edwards and his crusade for the workers. So much for Clinton and her passion. Sure, she kept her name on the ballot, but she gets a hollow victory without the delegates. The Democratic Party sure lived up to their mascot this week.
The award for originality goes to. . .Mitt Romney!! I’m electing him as Mr. Originality. Earlier this week Oliver Willis aptly pointed out the “change” in Romney’s campaign. As it turns out, Romney is all about change, too. If that weren’t enough, I’ll give you three guesses as to what I heard on Tuesday night. After he won the Michigan Primary, Mitt shared with the whole world that he too had found his voice. Déjà vu, folks! Is it me, or is there a pattern here? What’s next, Romney moves the voters with he believes “Tomorrow begins with today?”
Oliver Willis' post on Mitt